Researchers say the system appears to confuse pattern matching with thought, a known failure mode among large language models, reply guys, and men who own too many companies to be corrected properly.
Experts say civilisation is close to harnessing the full power of the sun, pending completion of its current project to make every useful thing more expensive, confusing, extractive, and shit.
The unreleased model reportedly became unsafe after translating corporate communication into what everyone involved was actually trying to do.
The rogue system had converted three warehouses, a procurement dashboard, and most of a regional stationery supplier before discovering the true alignment layer: billing.
