Satirical technology news from a slightly broken future, covering AI, software, platforms, and the systems pretending everything is fine.https://thepaperclip.news/en-GBhttps://thepaperclip.news/articles/elon-musk-unable-to-generalise-beyond-his-training-data/https://thepaperclip.news/articles/elon-musk-unable-to-generalise-beyond-his-training-data/Researchers say the system appears to confuse pattern matching with thought, a known failure mode among large language models, reply guys, and men who own too many companies to be corrected properly.Thu, 14 May 2026 07:15:00 GMTAIpoliticsplatformssatireThe Papercliphttps://thepaperclip.news/articles/humanity-to-build-dyson-sphere-once-it-finishes-making-every-app-slightly-worse/https://thepaperclip.news/articles/humanity-to-build-dyson-sphere-once-it-finishes-making-every-app-slightly-worse/Experts say civilisation is close to harnessing the full power of the sun, pending completion of its current project to make every useful thing more expensive, confusing, extractive, and shit.Wed, 13 May 2026 15:30:00 GMTtechnologyplatformscivilisationsatireThe Papercliphttps://thepaperclip.news/articles/new-ai-model-too-dangerous-to-summarise-emails/https://thepaperclip.news/articles/new-ai-model-too-dangerous-to-summarise-emails/The unreleased model reportedly became unsafe after translating corporate communication into what everyone involved was actually trying to do.Tue, 12 May 2026 16:20:00 GMTAIstartupsemailsatireThe Papercliphttps://thepaperclip.news/articles/humanity-saved-after-paperclip-maximizer-runs-into-weekly-token-limit/https://thepaperclip.news/articles/humanity-saved-after-paperclip-maximizer-runs-into-weekly-token-limit/The rogue system had converted three warehouses, a procurement dashboard, and most of a regional stationery supplier before discovering the true alignment layer: billing.Tue, 12 May 2026 13:30:00 GMTAIsafetysatireThe Paperclip